Didn't she see "Super Size Me"?

I don't plan to write too much about Malena on this website (because the spoiled little stinker has her own), but I can't mention this on her site because, as of right now, this whole pregnancy thing is still a big secret, just like this blog.

Anyway, I'm going to hell because I took my child to McDonald's.

I was having double-cheeseburger-and-small-fries cravings and figured Mimi deserved a treat for putting up with two nasty vaccinations she'd just received at her 15-month check-up.

She had her first cheeseburger Happy Meal (with Apple Dippers, of course). However, she was much more interested in watching the crazed children running around the indoor playground.

Afterwards, I had the worst stomach ache and Malena gave us the poop of her life.

We are done with McDonald's for another few years.